Chip declares war on Colin Quinn and FIRES him from the Chipperson empire after Quinn makes a grave judgement error about locations. Xia brings in a joke book and Chip teaches everyone how to be the hit of the party. The gang picks topics and Chip then imporovs some amazing new jokes to the amazement of everyone!
Daddy is away and was going to take the week off but DECIDED TO DO A SHOW and make some cake. Cristina returns to the show looking sultry and is still completely into Chipperson. Tony is in an apartment with awful art on the wall. This is brief return to Zoom so Chipperson doesn't want to hear any complaints. Chip reveals the sad news about Xia.
Kerryn makes her return to the studio in a condition that upsets Chipperson. Zac Amico happened to be at GaS Digital tuggin his pecka, so Chip invited him back on and he didn't disappoint. Xia brought in a collection of snacks that sucked and a listener generated background distracts Daddy. Chip also tells the super sensooal story of licking chicken breasts.
Colum Tyrell makes his first appearance on the show. Ralph Sutton returns and try's to peek at Xia's bosom. Chip cleverly comes up with TWO major contests involving hemorrhoids and cankles. Prizes will be issued.
Chipperson invades the GAS DIGITAL studios in hilarious fashion. Zac Amico says some truly mean and terrible things, Xia and Shannon fight over Chip and Ian shows off a plethora of weird tattoos. Xia also shares the worst vandalism story in history. And daddy stupidly forgets to do the read.
Once again, Chipperson storms into Compound Media and takes over. Chip and Xia steal the show with crazy by creating a masterful bit with Russian accents. Cannon and Cumia do terrible Russian accents and spoil everything. The rest of the episode covers BollandBranch sheets, Monopoly pieces, Chip's lovemaking prowess and Hawaii.
STROBING LIGHTS are STROBIN LIKE A MUUG. If you don't like STROBING LIGHTS then you should just listen to this HALAREOUS episode. Chipperson, Cooms, Xia and Dave Temple star in Chip's first IN STUDIO podacast in a year and a half. Chipperson is looking at studios and Compound Media BEGGED CHIPPERSON to be the first. Visually the coolest podacast of the millenium.
Sammy Branmuffins has humiliation audio issues, proving himself to be the LEAST professional broadcaster. Sam also raves about Doug Bell's impersonations.
Chrissy and Chipperson do some super sexy whispering, Xia likes bands from the 80's and Shuli dumpster dives.
Chip, Ronny, Anthony and Xia discuss summer plans and summer's past. They also discuss tampons, in detail, as well as dimes and poor Billy Intonelli.
Quinny, Ant and Xia join Chip as he works with his new microphone. Sexy ideas for Chipperson are discussed. Chip and Colly talk acting like a couple of pros and Ant admits to being a subscriber to something. Xia is wearing Steve Martin's pants from The Jerk.
King Chipperson, Anthony, Xia and Bobby celebrate 200 HALAREOUS episodes. Chip's tells the origin story of the podacast, everyone shared jokes they've told at partys, Pinky and Leather Tuscadaro are remembered. The gang brags about their favorite things Chip does and the show closes with 200 RIFFS
Vos and Virzi save the day and talk Willie Nelson and Hulk pecka with Chipperson and Xia. Xia tells a fun story about hiding her drugs and Vos shows off his sexy foot. Batmin's (non) cooter licking is dissected.