In this week’s quilt episode, Karen and Georgia cover the survival of Mary Vincent and case of Typhoid Mary

Mike and Cretched take a lot of calls about the election. They also read some news about a Russian Missle Light thing. Also, people using too much hand sanitizer and a guy yelling at a dog.

DIE HARD: Bruce Willis is BACK! In an ad for DIE HARD batteries, get it? Also he doesn't try at all.

Songbird Trailer: New Michael Bay pandemic movie! DO YOU LIKE PANDEMICS!?

Sarah Cooper: We have to check out Sarah Cooper's Netflix special. WE HAVE TO! IT'S MANDATED BY THE GOVERNMENT.

When Sheila Stroud fled the scene with her two accomplices, she thought her problems were over. She could pay off her mortgage, keep her horses that she loved so dearly, and not have to worry about her troublesome ex-partner ever again. She thought that the blaze burning in a Cotswolds beauty spot would bring to end the continuous arguments of an acrimonious separation and allow her to bask in the light of a prosperous future. In reality, her troubles had only just begun...

Chillin on my Facebook Live as the sun goes down.  Looks like the sky knows who won the election!  I babble about whether or not I have the Coronavirus, should Louis CK work again, Joe Rogan and the Comedy Store documentary, do I still talk to Dice, did you take my picture, my dog misses 69ing, stupid swing states and much more!

Feeling like dog sh*t but still have my sense of smell.  Some thoughts before election day.  How ridiculous voting is set up in America, why the hell we still have Daylight Savings Time, I know I don't have Covid thanks to Jackie, get me a hose for my butt, and much more!

This week’s hometowns include a family massacre and a cult murder

Talking Halloween including "get the F away from my house", what caused my bitch tits, don't worry about bite size candy bars, more words I say weird, what changes after the election and much more!

Chris Distefano and Chip come up with a great new DANGEROUS character for the Bay Ridge Boys. Flutesey looks sexy as hell and tries to get into Chipper's shorts. Anthony is jellis that Chip is sellin his crib for more. And Chip finally opens up about all of his SECRET MILLITERRY MISSHIONS.

#### NEWS #### Search resumes for a university professor who went missing after hiking in Mount Rainier National Park.....