2004 The Beginning...Pat Wins a Myfi

The first Eggnog Drinking Contest took place on Friday, December 17, 2004, with the winner going home with a MyFi. The winner was Pat from Moonachie, who was in such good shape at the end of the contest that he continued to drink eggnog. He ended up drinking twice as many double-shots as the runner-up.

2005 Bad Lands Booker was the man to beat

The Second Annual Eggnog Drinking Contest took place on Friday, December 2nd, 2005. This time reigning champion Pat from Moonachie had more competition from a bunch of tools who were trying to take the title. The only contestant who even had a chance was Eric "Badlands" Booker, a competitive eater in the I.F.O.C.E. They eventually made it all the way to Pat's old record (70 double shots), but Pat couldn't take anymore, and he threw up. A few seconds later Eric threw up as well, unable to break the record of 70, but still managing to defeat Pat, and be named the Eggnog Drinking Champion of 2005.

And who could ever forget the 2006 Eggnog Drinking Contest

The Third Annual Eggnog Drinking Contest took place on Friday, December 1st, 2006, and is now legendary. Pat Duffy, a contestant who wanted to intern for the show, got eliminated early on and gave the show some of the best vomiting noises ever heard, prompting Opie to offer him internship. Another contestant, Sgt. Magoo, vomited his eggnog into a pitcher and poured it onto some Froot Loops, and proceeded to eat it. Pat Duffy then drank the vomit out of the pitcher. All throughout the show, E-Rock repeatedly vomited because of what was going on. Finally, Pat From Moonachie, who ended up winning the contest after drinking a record 75 double shots of eggnog, performed The Baby Bird with Pat Duffy, vomiting the eggnog into Pat Duffy's mouth. Joe Rogan, who came up with the Baby Bird idea, called it the greatest moment in the history of radio.