and the chaos of back-to-school shopping. The duo tackles the hot topic of the National Guard's deployment in Washington, D.C., debating urban safety and crime stats while comparing the vibe of NYC's sleepless streets to D.C.'s eerie nights. Things take a turn with a hilarious tale of Ron's supposed shark attack survival at Coney Island, leading to a nostalgic trip down memory lane about the Presidential Fitness Test and childhood antics. Kodak's collapse in Rochester. Things get wild with Opie's bizarre college virginity loss tale involving a "manateur," rants on healthcare woes and Jamaican nannies!